Monday, January 2, 2012

Top Ten of 2011

Here's my top ten. Hope you enjoy it.

One thing, I haven't seen everything this year, so in a month or two this list could change, but I'm confident that nothing will crack my top five.

10. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Written by Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec
Directed by Brad Bird
Starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Simon Pegg, Paula Patton

I really like the Mission Impossible series, with the exception of part 2. Brad Bird makes his live action directorial debut and doesn’t disappoint. The action sequences were original and the increase of screentime for Pegg was a good decision. Breaking into the Kremlin and the skyscraper scene in Dubai were two of the best sequences of the year.

9. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
Written by Steve Kloves
Directed by David Yates
Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint

By now I’m sure you know whether or not you’re a Harry Potter fan. I am, so it makes the top ten. David Yates has directed the last four HP movies, and I have to say his high water mark was his first try, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. However, he has done solid work in each film and I’m curious to see what he does next.

8. The Adventures of Tintin
Written by Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright, Joe Cornish (you’ll see his name later J)
Directed by Steve Spielberg
Starring Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig

When they announced Indiana Jones 4, this is the type of movie I was expecting. Instead, we got fucking aliens. This is the globe trotting, action adventure that I was hoping for. Tintin is what Indiana Jones should have been. It had great action sequences that could have only been done animated, and the banter between characters was funny and kept me entertained. And the 3D for this movie is the best since Avatar.

7. Bridesmaids
Written by Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo
Directed by Paul Feig
Starring Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Rose Byrne, Melissa McCarthy

I’m not a huge fan of Kristen Wiig on SNL, but I have liked her in the few movies she has been in. This was definitely a breakout movie for her, both as a writer and actress. Paul Feig, who has done some great TV work, does a great job balancing the raunchy humor with the more sentimental parts of the movie. Also, Melissa McCarthy steals every scene she is in.

6. The Descendants
Written by Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash
Directed by Alexander Payne
Starring George Clooney, Shailene Woodley

By now you should know what to expect from Alexander Payne. A middle-aged man that is having a midlife crisis would be a loose plot description of every movie he’s made. But he does it so well that I don’t really want him to make anything else. George Clooney gives an excellent performance, and Shailene Woodley is most definitely the breakout star of the year.

5. Super 8
Written and Directed by JJ Abrams
Starring Joel Courtney, Riley Griffiths, Elle Fanning, Kyle Chandler

JJ Abrams is one of my favorite directors whether it’s TV (Lost, Alias) or movies (Star Trek, Mission Impossible 3). When the trailer came out in the summer of 2010, this immediately became my must see movie of the year. A love letter to the Goonies-type movies of the 80’s that’s directed by JJ Abrams and produced by Steven Spielberg. What’s not to like? While Super 8 has some flaws and some incredibly corny scenes it was a lot of fun to watch.

4. X-Men: First Class
Written by Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz, Jane Goldman, Matthew Vaughn
Directed by Matthew Vaughn
Starring James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Kevin Bacon

A much needed step in the right direction for the X-Men franchise. Now with Bryan Singer back in a role as producer it can forget the abominations that were X-Men 3 and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I love alternate history movies, and this one doesn’t disappoint. Unlike Inglorious Basterds that rewrote history, X-Men takes a real event (Cuban missile crisis) and throws a big what if in there. Kevin Bacon plays an excellent villain as Sebastian Shaw that is trying to start a nuclear war. But the relationship between Charles Xavier, Magneto and Mystique is the highlight of the movie and my only complaint is that we didn’t get more time with them.

3. The Adjustment Bureau
Written and Directed by George Nolfi
Starring Matt Damon, Emily Blunt

Pretty much anything based on a Philip K Dick story will get me in the theater. However, I usually end up seeing Paycheck. But The Adjustment Bureau was probably the biggest surprise of the year to me. It was marketed as an Inception type of science fiction, but is a much more straightforward love story. Matt Damon and Emily Blunt have fantastic chemistry onscreen, and is what makes the movie a winner. This might be a little high on my list, but why regurgitate the same list over and over that you can read from all the critics?

2. Drive
Written by Hossein Amini
Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
Starring Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan, Albert Brooks


Ryan Gosling gives the best performance of the year as Driver, a movie stunt driver who moonlights as a getaway driver. You’d expect a movie like this to have more chase scenes and car crashes, but there’s only a handful. I liked the relationship between Driver and Irene, but that is only to give him something to care about and adds weight to the decisions he makes later in the movie. What makes this movie so great though, is watching Gosling get his revenge against the mob guys that double crossed him. And what really puts this movie over the top is Albert Brooks as the villain Bernie Rose. Great performances by both Brooks and Gosling.

1. Attack the Block
Written and Directed by Joe Cornish
Starring John Boyega

I recommended this movie to everyone that I talked about movies with. It shows you don’t need Transformers budget to make an awesome sci-fi movie. I liked Super 8, but I would say this is a better Goonies type movie than Super 8. Joe Cornish has worked with Edgar Wright a lot in his professional career, and I see a bit of Shaun of the Dead in Attack the Block. So, hopefully he follows Wright’s career path and brings us more awesome movies.

Honorable Mentions
The Muppets – An excellent Muppet movie, but not quite top ten material.

The Ides of March – Interesting look at the relationship between politics and the media.

50/50 – A buddy flick about a guy who gets cancer. Funny and sweet, but it ends exactly how you think it will end.

30 Minutes or Less – The director and star of Zombieland make another great comedy.

Fright Night – If you do a remake, take a flawed movie from yesteryear and try to fix it. Fright Night is what a vampire movie should be. Not great, but lots of fun to watch.

The Debt – A fantastic cast, but incredibly slow moving. Could be the second half of a double feature with Munich.

Horrible Bosses – Second best comedy of the year. Great supporting performances by Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell.

Fast Five – Not a good movie by any means, but it has the best fight scene of the year(The Rock vs. Vin Diesel) that is in the realm of They Live(Roddy Piper vs. Keith David.) Also, the most destructive car chase since Bad Boys 2.

The Source Code – Saw this and The Adjustment Bureau around the same time. The performances by Damon and Blunt trump Gyllenhal and Monaghan.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Movie Ratings for Nov-Dec

Hi people,

Sorry that I haven't posted anything for two months. Haven't had much time with work and the holidays, but I was able to make it to my 100 movies seen in the theater goal. So here is the ratings for the last couple months of all the movies I saw.

In Time - **
The Rum Diary - ***
Tower Heist - ** 1/2
Immortals - * 1/2
The Descendants - **** 1/2
Hugo - * 1/2
J. Edgar - **
The Sitter - ** 1/2
Arthur Christmas - *** 1/2
The Muppets - ****
Puss in Boots - ***
Young Adult - **
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - ***
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - ****
The Adventures of Tintin - ****
The Darkest Hour - **
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - ***
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - ***

Again, sorry for not updating the blog. I should have a Top Ten list up soon, so stick around.

May the Force be with you,
CHUD

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Movie Reviews: The Big Year, The Thing, The Way, Footloose, Johnny English Reborn, The Three Musketeers, Anonymous

I thought I'd be a little better about doing these reviews with more regularity, but when the best of the bunch might be Johnny English Reborn it doesn't make you want to think about them any more. Anyway, let's get this out of the way.

The Big Year
We talked about this on the PGP Filmcast, and we all agreed that the preview doesn't mention bird watching at all. And that is all this movie is about, nothing else. Apparently bird watchers (should that be capitalized?) can compete in a Big Year, which is attempting to see as many different species of birds possible in a single year. I DON'T CARE!!!! Jack Black, Steve Martin, and Owen Wilson weren't able to bring anything to the paper thin characters, and the story is bland and clichéd. Maybe bird watchers will enjoy it.

* 1/2 out of 5

The Thing
Is it a sequel or a prequel? The setting is a prequel, but everything that happens is so similar to the John Carpenter version that it might as well be a sequel. If it was an original movie I might have been impressed, but it's not. I say just go watch the original. It's not Netflix right now.

** out of 5

The Way
It's about a guy walking down a road. 'Nuff said.

* out of 5

Footloose
It's an updated version of the original. The dancing is better and the people are more attractive. But it will never capture that 80's magic that was the original.

** out of 5

Johnny English Reborn
I never saw the original, so I'm not sure if I missed anything in the sequel. I'm pretty sure I didn't. There's a few funny gags, but it usually resorts to kicking people in the nuts repeatedly for jokes. I like Rowan Atkinson and he is the only saving grace for this movie.

** out of 5

Anonymous
I'm an unashamed Roland Emmerich fan. I didn't have high hopes for Anonymous, but was curious to see an Emmerich movie where the Earth was not in peril. Basically take a JFK conspiracy type story and set it in 16th century England. It has many flaws, but it kept me entertained. Who doesn't like a good conspiracy theory? This one has some gaping holes, but who cares. It's a movie. I read some scathing reviews after I saw it, and couldn't help but think that if this had been directed by anyone else it would have been praised. The costumes, sets, and special effects were just as good as other period films. The critics all pretty much say Roland Emmerich is a hack director that only does trashy end of the world movies. Leave the real drama to the experts. Now I'm not saying this is a great movie. Not even a good movie. The acting is about on par with Independence Day, and all the timeline jumping is a little confusing. But it's not a terrible movie.

** 1/2 out of 5


May the Force be with you,
CHUD

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Movie Reviews: Abduction, Killer Elite, Real Steel, The Ides of March, 50/50

So much for getting back on track with individual movie reviews. Honestly, Abduction kind of killed my interest in movies for a bit, but The Ides of March and 50/50 gave me hope that the world will go on.

Abduction
So terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible!!! I never saw the Twilight movies, but judging from the previews I figured Taylor Lautner was a bad actor. Nothing could have prepared me for how truly untalented he is though. I felt bad for him in a way. You could see Sigourney Weaver, Alfred Molina and other actors just looking at him like he was an alien and how did he get a leading role in a movie. I'm sure I don't have to tell most of you to avoid this movie like the plague.

0 out of 5

Killer Elite
I was pleasantly surprised by this one. It has a good cast, storyline, and action sequences.

*** 1/2 out of 5

Real Steel
Did you see Over the Top? Pretty much the same movie, but with boxing robots. I can't say I didn't enjoy some of it, and the Rocky IV shot for shot remake for the final fight scene was humorous. The acting was mediocre, as expected(not Abduction bad, but pretty bad), and the story was predictable and sappy.

** out of 5

The Ides of March
Fantastic cast more than makes up for this slow moving political drama. Ryan Gosling is definitely the best actor of the year.

**** out of 5

50/50
A buddy flick about a guy diagnosed with cancer. Joseph Gordon-Levitt is good in the lead role and Seth Rogen plays himself as his best friend. Anjelica Huston was great as his over bearing mother. It's basically a Lifetime movie, but with better writers and actors.

*** 1/2 out of 5

May the Force be with you,
CHUD